My next trip will likely be Mexico or somwhere in the U.S.  There is a great deal on cruises that take you from Long Beach to Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan, Cabo San Lucas and back.  Puerto Vallarta I heard was mainly a place to drink and hang out.   Here is a pic from Puerto Vallarta.

Puerto Vallarta

Click here to read about some Douchebag that went to Puerto Vallarta. Seemed this guy is a pussy. He didn’t like the bull fights and “saw signs for cockfighting.”

Mazatlan has more of the same shit : bullfighting, cockfighting and dingleberry cocktails.  Seems like they have their own Mexican “Jackass”, otherwise known as a cliff diver.  Here is that dumbass in all his glory:

Dumbass Jumping Off a Cliff

Finally, we reach our destination Cabo San Lucas Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal. Legend has it that the guy that found this island went onto to start Taco Bell and Mexican Wrestling. Who would’ve thunk it.

Cabo Founder and Pimp